Salty Mint

This is the term used when someone gives you an insult and a compliment in the same sentence. Salty comes from inSULT and mint comes from compliMENT.

"Wow! That's the most interesting thing you've ever said to me"

"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"

-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.

by tonyhighjarrid October 4, 2013

The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

salty splatune

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.

dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!

by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012

Salty Pinata

Salty Pinata- the given name to the act of having a man 'fuck' the mouth/throat of a girl (or guy) while their head dangles off of the bed/couch. The man's genitalia must also be sweating enough to visible notice, and the testicles must be slapping the partner in the face with every thrust. It is the combination of the salt and swinging, slapping testicles that make a salty pinata

Darla threw up a little when Dave gave her a Salty Pinata

by redthealmightypunchdrunk March 14, 2011

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

The Salty Seafoam

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!

Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!

by Briney January 16, 2023

Salty Sailor

A body shot where you pour rum down a man's back, letting it trickle through his crack and past his taint, catching it in your mouth as it drips off his balls.

Martha watched in aww as her friend Mikey did a salty sailor off of the ripped stripper at the bar.

by IdHitThat August 6, 2023