Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.

A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye

by slang_1 December 28, 2014

greasy lips reneaa

under age girls that cant afford real make-up so they use Vaseline as gloss to attract the opposite sex

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- my lips just got some moe tho
- you are sucha greasy lips reneaa

by 613.shady July 22, 2017

Pulling A Rene

An act that occurs when an individual jumps into the middle of a very simple conversation extremely confused and having no idea what is occurring

Dude Mathew just came out of nowhere while we were talking and was totally pulling a rene

by Crowley_95 February 15, 2018

National contract renegotiation day

February 3 is the day of the year you can renegotiate the contract or agreement you are currently in

Glad it's national contract renegotiation day, cause I need more money

by Overworkedunderpaid February 3, 2026