prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Prison Pillow

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My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.

by L. Hutz September 18, 2025

prison corndog

When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.

"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."

by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023

prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.

You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!

by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013