all it achieves is prison bait
by mofigori November 13, 2018
A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".
by Nontipical April 21, 2017
A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show
by Bigmacmeal December 11, 2017
Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
by Theblueber November 05, 2023
An abused rectum that has been subject of excessive poundings. Possibly by more than one person at a time.
by Tizzletator January 03, 2016
by analretentivegirl September 05, 2015