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Prison Pillow

My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.
by L. Hutz September 18, 2025
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Prison for Destiny

Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
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Prisoneer

Did you see that engineer? Oh ya, prisoneer
by Jtcan16 November 8, 2025
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One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.
by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025
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prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.
There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.
by Grumkin December 14, 2025
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Prison Flex

Prison Flex: An abundance of high-status items hoarded in prison to display prestige and comfort, including luxury trainers, the latest smartphones (such as the newest iPhone), multiple bottles of shampoo or shower gel, premium tobacco, branded clothing, electronics like hi-fi systems and TVs, and commissary items like noodles and sweets in abundance.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube video, and this prisoner had a massive TV, and proper top-notch trainers! He had more food than I've got at home!
Frank: Prison flex is all well and good, bruv, but the real flex is freedom!
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025
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