The Prince is awake

A line from Homestuck followed by "Your shit is wrecked". In the fandom, it is sometimes used as a joke for when someone is in danger, or when something has gone catastrophically wrong.

Gina: "Aw, shit, they took B!"
Jeff: "The Prince is awake."

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

jadyn prince

An amazing person that a lot of the time makes you question everything in your whole life. She confuses you about who she likes and when she will. But when she does start liking you and flirting it's pretty fucking goddamn hot.

Jadyn Prince is the person that I want to be with for my life

by TheEvilShadowStrider December 12, 2017

Prince

A man (usually black) who receives absolutely no female attraction (doesn't get bitches)

damn you still don't have any bitches on your dick ? you're such a Prince

by coolguy996 October 9, 2022

Prince

An innocent Filipino kid who has been brainwashed by other kids so now he is dirty minded. :(

Prince is a bit too dirty minded.

by gahuhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhh May 13, 2024

dhulbahante prince

a dhulbahante prince is the son of the darawiish monarch

he's a dhulbahante prince

by khatumo October 31, 2020

Octavio Prince

Octavio, you’re just an insecure ambiguous man who will never reach the basketball net. You are corny. Also, it seems like you’ve never had sex in your life. A person who could stand on his own because he is so afraid of his reflection in the mirror. He’s short, pasty, insecure and well, just gay. A murderer of the mind and a rapist, he’s so jealous of everything that speaks, walks and does, much like the white man jealous of a tiger who runs faster than him. He needs to be surrounded by a posse at all times because he’s just the epitome of insecurity. Much like Prince, accept and just kill yourself. You look like you, for all of eternity. You are not me, I would hate to be you. I feel sorry for you. And no, you will never be anything you IMAGINE yourself to be. There are millions of children and woman who have fought and died and all you do is sit there, hate, pose and wish. Adiposers.

Thu thu thu Thu, open wide Octavio Prince.

by Actually REAL.Savethechildren July 7, 2025