Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.
Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!
by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010
Get the Krank's Kraut & Pork Wienersmug. The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.
by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017
Get the pork pie top hatmug. by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017
Get the Vacuum my pork swordmug. How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!
by BeeArr January 16, 2011
Get the Pork down memory lanemug. American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.
Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."
Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
by The Pork November 9, 2008
Get the Alvin "The Pork" Yorkmug. The other white meat. Lots of it.
by baldpuss January 26, 2005
Get the jurassic porkmug. by nervegas May 1, 2010
Get the Jimmy Dean's pork sausagemug.