Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners

Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.
Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!
by Lainer Weener July 10, 2010
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Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"
hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword
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pork pie top hat

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.
My head is cold.

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Pork down memory lane

Sex with an ex-lover you haven't seen in awhile.
How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!
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Alvin "The Pork" York

American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.

Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."

Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
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jurassic pork

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.
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Jimmy Dean's pork sausage

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!
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