policement

Troll-like in expression, the policement surf the internet for those who dare to break imaginary internet rules, attacking them with every explative in existance.

i am an old enough user of reddit to remember mrOhHai, who was one of the first post policements.

by Siliconlife November 15, 2013

polite laughter

The act of laughing in an encouraging demeanor.

Tyler let put some polite laughter when Kenzie choked on the water as she took a hit of the gravity bong.

by GlunkleBrooks August 30, 2016

charity police

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"

Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.

by happyscrappy May 29, 2017

marlboro police

A township dept where all they care about is smoking cigars in their retarded cop cars and sitting checking their Facebook that has only 2 friends, like you should think about getting a life. Plus don't they be taking your free period in class talking about how bad this stuff is. Like they should shut up a worries about getting themselves a life and to teach themselves a little smoking lesson. Half of the are so freken lazy that they turn on the sirens and lights that will take them two seconds to pass but no" they need the 1,2,3 dollar foods at McDonald while freken whole foods is being robed.

Kid "Hey what do you do for a living "
Officer" I am a cop for the marlboro police kid, didn't you know"
Kid "What do you do"
Officer " Go to mcdonalds and sell them out of burgers,smoke in the cars, and dont stop any of the crimes that happen."
Kid "WOW, dont I fell safe now knowing you cops are so fucken lasy

by LIL FAZIO May 4, 2018

darcy police

hype beast, gets merceriees denyels pusser and he likes clothing and hype-beasts. he liked hawthorn and long walks on the beach (Lorne beach). call him chubby D

eg. "yo lukasmusic, bring me the bape my brother" - Darcy police

by darkmatter189 May 30, 2018

Bangladesh Police

A common khankir pola that's dishonest and always looks for bribe and acts retarded and thinks that they're supreme of all when they're just bunch of piece of shits

Hey look it's yo motherfucking Bangladesh Police

by Crabotex August 1, 2018

Sitting politely

When your cat sits with their front legs crossed.

My cat has such great manners. Look at her there, sitting politely.

by SyriusFerreal June 18, 2019