Politics

Being told how to live but not in a fun sexual/kinky way. Often includes terms such as, "tariffs, economy, and your mom."

Hanna: I asked your mom about politics, and she told me she knows everyhting...it kind of made me uncomfrtable when she grabbed my thigh.

Sarah: Okay who did you vote for?

by Fall1234 April 8, 2025

Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.

Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

meta-politics

Meta-politics derives its origin from the observation that colonized peoples borrow the concept of nationhood from the people that colonized them.

Meta-politics is the idea that the IDEA of property is borrowed

Meta-politics is a specialized application of Rene Girard's mimetic desire.

by flightfacilities November 23, 2020

Vaginal politics

Politics done by humans who have vagina. Mostly girls, prominently done in spaces like girls hostels. Term coined by Ridd

I am done with the vaginal politics here.

by PseudoMK May 12, 2024

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.

News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"

by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025

petulant politics

not accepting the democratic result and doing everything to try and reverse it, or question the process and say it was fraudulent

The Brexit process was dogged by petulant politics. Donald Trump engaged in petulant politics.

by Pangelina January 8, 2021