Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
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Pineapple Fanta

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too
I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.
by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024
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pineapple susie

A blond haired blue eyed bitch whore that sucks a lot of dick. She gets the name from being able to fit a pineapple in her "Susie" (pussy) because she's so stretched out.
by Jake Brovio August 13, 2017
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Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
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pineapple mountain cake

pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 07, 2017
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The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!
by III TTT June 20, 2020
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riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
by dghost September 07, 2011
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