pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time

Did that dog justed pet peezed

by Logically_25 March 13, 2016

Teacher's pet

amaliah

1 : that girl like legit teacher's pet sia
2 : ikr
3 : typical amaliah

by suckmyasswithyoinvisibleballs June 10, 2018

Proto-pet

A fictional animal from ratchet and clank

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!

by Bawston69 November 7, 2019

Frix's pet orca

Frix's pet orca is an orca who is pretty cool if I do say so myself

Frix's pet orca is cool!

by FrixisMC2 December 7, 2021

Pet

A boy named lennox

Oh yeah! My pet Lennox is so pretty don’t you think?

by bath_matt3 July 17, 2023

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018