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ParentArium

A place for parents to go and find their inner peace, like in a Arium
Those parents need some time to themselves away from the kids to re-energize their emotional strength. They should take a break at the parentarium.
by mothergamer October 18, 2010
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Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticatedUr mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.
Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”
by Neubekk May 12, 2018
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Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008
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Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.
Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!
by rhtjx November 11, 2020
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parensite

A parent of a celebrity who lives off the money and fame of their child.
Dina Lohan, the mother of Lindsey, is a parensite.
by Thomasmcg January 8, 2009
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parpenhoople

Something that Lenore says on AIM to confuse Ari while on the phone.
PARPENHOOPLE.

WHAT are you talking about?!
by noreable April 30, 2008
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parent-prodding

1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them

2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such
1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school

2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day
by SoNotTheCoolest April 1, 2009
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