by Paushdjsjekdmd July 27, 2020

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

by iheartstrawberries November 22, 2021

Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.
Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?
Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?
Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!
Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.
Jim: Hell yeah!
Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?
Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!
Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.
Jim: Hell yeah!
by Papa Muey February 7, 2023

by fancii2bird March 13, 2021

Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018

by Big Papa 989 July 13, 2025
