dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.

1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason

You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.

by hustwe January 18, 2023

vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.

Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"

by 2 people September 6, 2009

oven burner

During WWII, slang for the Nazi's who operated the giant crematoriums to murder jewish people en masse.

Her father was an oven burner during the war.

by Russian Sugar January 6, 2018

Badgers Oven

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.

by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025