Hammer Swinger

• noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male

Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).

Man honors classes are total hammer classes

by llama llady December 23, 2010

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

ghost hammer

When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019