rat mattress

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)

Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

Radio Rat

A woman who listens to radio shows religiously, and attempts to sleep with members of the show. Often sleeping with various members of the cast to get to the host. (see also; groupie, ring rat, skeezer, gold digger.)

Screener - "Hey man that radio rat is on the line again, should we let her through?"
Host - "Why so she can try to give me the clap too? Hang up on the bitch."

by MediocreMarvel January 11, 2009

bong rat

someone (or group) who happily pulls cones 24/7

random guy: look at you, smoking cones left and right you bloody bong rat
bong rat: isn’t it fucking great!

by member of the bong rats November 9, 2019

Bum rat

A person who is being really annoying

damn noah is being such bum rat today

by I will kill April 9, 2020

Cairns rat

The lowest of the lows of the cairns species. Cairns rats usually reside in the beaches OR far south. They generally congregate at bus stops or centralz. They carry duffel bags and wear baggy shorts. They have that general ‘crusty’ and/or ‘greasy’ look to them that makes all the non-cairns rats spew. A cairns rat proba went to smithy but you’ll find they are pretty good at getting into the private schools round here too- you’ll find some at TAS. If your a cairns rat you stay in cairns after graduating (if u even graduated u probs just dropped out after grade 10) and live with ur parents and eventually become a tradie with a mullet- this is not to be confused with a eshay which is a notably different breed.

Oh look here comes a cairns rat, ew it smells 🐀🤮

by CairnsRat4060 October 31, 2020

Rat Feasting

An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.

There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.

Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"

Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*

Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."

by MemeBuster3641 October 22, 2020

rat picci

a jew fro.

I saw the ugliest rat picci the other day on this Hanukkah king

by devil2die August 7, 2010