paper candy

Meth

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

by Frankie blue lighting sam May 25, 2014

paper fuck

Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked.

Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.

by DisgruntledSupervisor April 10, 2013

Paper man

Someone that smokes paper like a nit bag

Madam’s is smoking paper he is a paper man

by Paper Mann October 21, 2021

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014

fly papered

When a girl you have fucked rolls over onto the wet spot of the bed and gets stuck to the sheets, preferably on her back.

She was so fly papered after I pushed her into my puddle of spooge last night.

by All The Daddy's Men October 10, 2010

paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

buisness in the paper

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.

I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008