smegma nuts

The most dangerous infection known to man worst than its other variant smegma

Guy1: Holy shit Bryant got smegma

Guy2: smegma like the cheese
Guy1: smegma nuts

Guy 2: Shut the fuck up I'm fucking your brother rn

by smeglord420 June 9, 2021

Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".

Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.

by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017

Hold nuts

To hate on someone in a way.

My old classmates hold nuts on me not supporting my business.

by Realalwayswin November 15, 2021

Nugget Nuts

Nugget nuts very small pp that look like nuggets

Omg axel has nugget nuts

by Poophole454 September 4, 2020

No Nut Novemburst

The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.

Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018