A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.
I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!
by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010
Get the Merge Monkeymug. by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
Get the Twat monkeymug. "I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"
by The Bat July 24, 2006
Get the monkeys foreheidmug. person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
by ieatvegans November 1, 2019
Get the le monkeymug. 1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
Get the Monkey Tittiesmug. by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
Get the monkey wobblermug. by suga-bob July 4, 2008
Get the monkey jellomug.