Hold nuts

To hate on someone in a way.

My old classmates hold nuts on me not supporting my business.

by Realalwayswin November 15, 2021

nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.

My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.

by Ballboy October 24, 2017

Knockin' nuts

The slapping of the scrotem on ones inner thighs.

Do you have a bag case of knockin' nuts?

by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.

Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...

by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019

Rag Nut

A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.

No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.

by Vanderslar April 28, 2020