Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

by CreoleInDC January 6, 2010

fire lock

As in, "to be under fire lock." A word used to describe a person who is experiencing the momentary stun one feels at the first blare of a fire alarm.

Seriously, how are you supposed to act calm in an emergency when you seize up and start bleeding from your ears?

*Someone blows out a match in the storeroom, fire alarm sounds*

"Holy shit! I think Jim's heart just stopped!"

*covering ears* "Nah bro, that fuckin' fire alarm just put him under fire lock."

by Gran Torino April 22, 2011

Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Dennie Hebels January 22, 2009

Dumpster Fire

Blown the fuck out.

Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?

by Rectalwrangler March 26, 2010

Fire Alarm

This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.

Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.

by NugsNotDrugs March 27, 2015

fire shits

after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire shits which is usually a greenish painful shit.

Man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. I had the fire shits and couldnt sit for a minute

by NIggalicious February 15, 2007

anus on fire!

During the course of pleasurable anal activities, the impact is so great which causes a heat rash around the outer and inner regions of the anus. It causes the hair that grows around and sometimes inside the anus to burn away. In the worst case the flames go all the way inside the anus and it turns black.

Ho lad, slow down or else it causes an 'anus on fire!'

by Friso July 20, 2006