Crack Addicts

someone who smokes an immense amount of crack-cocaine

Man: Yo some crack addicts are fucking in my basement right now, with an Opossum.
Nigger: That sounds like a hootin-hollerin time

by Buttrmlk October 29, 2019

cap addict

A "cap addict" is a person who lies Alot

Yosef: ay yo abdul, I got A+ on Math today.

Abdul: Bruh stop lying, You're a cap addict.

by Abdul rahman Assali September 4, 2020

Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024

choi choi pun addict

Someone who is indeed addicted to puns and is generally a annoying person (typically male)

Stop saying puns, Choi Choi Pun Addict, it's annoying

by femaleshoe December 24, 2017

porn addiction

a addiction of pornography.
can cause troubles with romantic or sexual realtionships.

some watch porn SO much that they get erectile disfuction.

also amateur porn fucking sucks

"dude parker has such a porn addiction that his penis has trouble getting hard"

by quotev.com August 15, 2023

Murder Addicts

Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.

“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

by HotLavaBoi December 6, 2022

Medicine cabinet addict

One that doesn't have a pacific drug they like and will do all.

Bella told everything that I'm a medicine cabinet addict.

by 459395 May 6, 2023