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1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.
woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!
by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010
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noob

A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.
Ahh man you suck you noob
by D3r3k May 17, 2005
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Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.
by Young Shasta November 30, 2009
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Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.
"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."
by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010
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noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.
Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it
by 02Sombra March 2, 2010
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Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
by Rager Helix October 26, 2013
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Flash-Noob

Is a monster/half-human being the abuses a summoner spelled called flash I league of legends They have 1 - 0 friends in real life and like to eat dirt and mountains? The only thing the find pleasure in is to abuse the summer spell called flash in league of legends. Flash noob is an insult that you only call your worst enemy
You are a flash-noob
Omg you are a flash-noob!
CAn you see that flash-noob!
by The funny troll July 13, 2020
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