Simp

A simp is a male who defends women and prioritizes them over the boys. An example would be the naturally occurring species Keen Hickeyus.

“Yo, can you come over and play Battlefront 2 with the homies tonight?”
“Nah, I’m simping for some random girl at school.”
“HA! You’re a SIMP!”

by McNuggets277 February 25, 2020

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A man who will do anything in their power to get laid or to get a girl to like them. This will include; Paying (prostitution), being nice to a certain extent, constantly complimenting them, ditching the bois to hang with the girl.

Jesus Luis, your such a Simp.

by Arinator235 April 5, 2020

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when u like a person but they don't like u back

the boy is simp because the girl doesn't like him

by MrKofiDaBest August 30, 2020

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The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.

"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"

by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020

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Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.

A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!

by lala__ji December 10, 2021

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