Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

Munch

I don’t know what that bitch was talking about 😂😂

That bitch a munch

by Munchhkin April 29, 2023

Munch with benefits

Something that randy thinks he is that doesnt exist

Randy: I am a munch with benefits

Us: no youre not thats not how it works

by wandy candy November 10, 2022

Munch

someone who likes ice spice

bro i’m such a sucker for a munch fan

by ggehshdhdhd September 8, 2022

munching wreath

When a group of girls get together for the holidays and lie in a circle and pleasure each other orally thus creating a wreath of munching

-To my surprise I came home on Christmas Eve to find my girlfriend and her friends performing the ancient art of the munching wreath

- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.

by Boomer el Sancho November 27, 2020

Munch

Desperate dutch frat guy that has bangs and greasy hair. They always treat the girls first, like a munch :)

Daan you're such a munch

by sexyanimal1738 June 22, 2023

Butt munching

When you manage to but a whole watermelon inside your friends bum and leave it there for about 2 weeks. Then you proceed to take the watermelon out and eat it with your friends yummy juices from inside his butt making it taste AMAZING!

Yeah i tried butt munching my friend some days ago. It tasted so good and i could feel is juices running down my face

by El Liamoo February 20, 2025