Monopoly

Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything

Dude 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Dude 2 : Playin monopoly, I'll call you back later.
Dude 3 : Dude wtf

by Not Mike Prata March 11, 2010

monotony

The practice of restricting oneself to having sex with only one other person.

synonym: monogamy

A: Hey dude, wanna go hire some hookers?

B: No thanks, I'm trying to practice monotony.

by stultus January 27, 2010

Monol

A very stupid or unintelligent person.

Edgardo always screws up... he is such a Monol!

by Muñoz Najar November 14, 2003

monotsoiricle

person male/female who has coolness factor of a million fonzies and a sex drive of a wild yak on heat. The word is mainly used by wealthy monkey trainers from the West Indies who migrate with their monkey herds to the fertile monkey breeding plains of Shalmandrakane.
Boris the farmer: man that guy is one smooth character.

Monkey trainer: Yeah hes wat we would call one monotsoiricle child!

by BrizzaTheAlmighty June 21, 2004

monoveter

(coined by Mr. Ellis and Mr. Martin of Woodstock Middle and High Schools chorus programs, respectively)

a term for multiple singers cutting off at the same--but wrong--time.

related: univeter, polyveter

What a monoveter! People, a dotted half note gets 3 beats, not four!

by CamieRan February 5, 2005

monostubble

Stubble like when you dont shave except it is from your monobrow

That fligle matt hadnt shaved his monobrow very well and had monostubble

by Michael Terry February 25, 2008

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 11, 2008