Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
Get the Mini Coopermug. When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.
Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.
by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017
Get the mini-slumpmug. a little person who follows trends in the Kids Fashion industry adopts the latest fashions also described as a Minifashionista or mini fashionista you will generally find ministylistas with their mums at www.kidsfashionreview.com
by Kids Fashion Review February 4, 2010
Get the mini stylistamug. A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
by Mini Dave November 20, 2020
Get the Mini Davemug. The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.
by why are russian girls so cute July 18, 2025
Get the iPhone 13 minimug. Fun to ride, but u don't want to show her to your friends. You do anyway because you think she is cool and they don't.
See also Moped
See also Moped
by J-law March 10, 2005
Get the Mini Choppermug. Heres how to make Mini Ravioli
Heating Directions
MICROWAVE
Pour pasta into microwave-safe
bowl; cover. Microwave on
HIGH 1 minutes or until hot.
Stir before serving. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT!
STOVE TOP
Pour pasta into saucepan
Heat over medium heat until hot,
stirring occasionally. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT
Heating Directions
MICROWAVE
Pour pasta into microwave-safe
bowl; cover. Microwave on
HIGH 1 minutes or until hot.
Stir before serving. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT!
STOVE TOP
Pour pasta into saucepan
Heat over medium heat until hot,
stirring occasionally. HANDLE
CAREFULLY, IT'S HOT
by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 14, 2024
Get the Mini Raviolimug.