metro-sexual

a french person who,when reading from a french text book ,you cant determien there sex
they are a metro sexual

"yo chris,sup?"
naff mate.
aii,u know is pierre a boy or girl??
"dunno,proberly a metro-sexual!".

by izzyh January 26, 2008

Metro safe

The time that untill you can get a metro newspaper.

if you're late, you have to go soooooooooo fast to school, job or whatever in the morning

that means you don't have the time to get metro.. or you can't have.
cause earyl people took all of 'em.

like this situation.
(he woke up at 7:00)
he said "NOW IM IN METRO SAFE!!!"

(he woke up at 7:50)
"shit. i gotta shower and i have no time to breakfast omg"
of course no time to pick up a metro news..

by luv'ya"miles" March 24, 2010

Metro'd

To take the D.C. metro system somewhere.

I metro'd over to his place!

by Soph88 April 9, 2011

MemeRon

MemeRon: Moron who believes everything he reads on memes (typically, funny internet pictures) to be true.

MemeRon.info

facebook.com/MemeRons

John just quoted a statistic from a meme he saw on Facebook. He's such a MemeRon.

John believes every meme he sees about (insert Hillary or Trump). He's such a MemeRon.

by E-Z.E. Longfellow October 26, 2016

Snot meteor

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

Gas o meter

(n) the part of your dash board that tells you when you are out of gas.

The gas o meter is reading empty. We better get some gas.

by angelpoetheart September 12, 2009

meterosexual

a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.

Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"

by leibabe87 May 17, 2005