Lapo Baby

Essentially, a Lapo baby is the working-class or lower-class equivalent of a Nepo baby.

Slang originated in Nigeria in response to Nepo Baby

LAPO is an acronym that stands for Little Access to Privileges & Opportunities. Another version of this acronym is: Legacy of Ancestral Poverty Origin.
NEPO is an acronym meaning Numerous Endless Privileges & Opportunities (NEPO)

I'm a Lapo Baby, but I'll work hard and make connections for my success.

by PersonDae August 4, 2025

LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.

“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”

by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025

Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.

by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.

I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.

by Jsten83 September 6, 2025

Lmaobull

A lolcow who is aware of their lolcow status. They display no shame, and sometimes even boast about it.

Person 1: "Terry's such a lolcow, but is prideful about it"
Person 2: "That's what we call a lmaobull"

by Yarahum October 16, 2025

LMAO

Thought LMAO meant laughing my ass off? You're wrong. The true meaning of it is "Lick my ass onii-chan.

Come here and LMAO

by Cheeto928 November 23, 2025

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025