killers kiss

First real feature film by Stanley Kubrick at age 26. A film noir about a boxer who falls in love with a girl who has gangsters after her.

1st guy: you see killers kiss?
2nd guy: yeah man, fucking amazing!

by Lampshade Assasin December 11, 2008

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Penguin Killer

A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!

Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.

by Mary Quite Contrary February 23, 2011

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Killer Swans

An excuse for guys to feel up guys.

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(Setting the scene - there are a group of guys; two of them are Michaelangelo and Joseph)

MICHAELangelo (thinking): I want to feel up JOSepH - I know, I'll shout 'Killer Swans' and then I can feel him up.

MICHAELangelo: "Killer Swans!"

JOSepH: "Oh bother..."

by Mr. Campbell December 14, 2008

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