Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy

Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??

by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020

Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"

James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)

by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021

Covid kids

Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantinesthat resulted from the coronavirus, covid-19.

They are also referred to as coronials. Most will be born between late December of 2020 and spring of 2021.

Sophie was born on February 12, 2021, in Seattle, Washington, part of the wave of covid kids now inhabiting the United States’ west coast.

by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

Highlighter Kids

Usually young boys aged 6-11, who wear neon athletic clothing on a regular basis. The term "highlighter" developed because the eye-melting color of the clothing. Generally highlighter kids will be somewhat bratty and annoying, although this may be due to age. If a person above the age of 12 (or even 10) wore the clothing distinctive of this title for purposes other than exercising, they might want to rethink their fashion choices. If you or a loved one suffer from highlighter kid status, do not hesitate to give them a sincere chat.

Miranda: Why do those kids think wearing that stuff is cool? I mean come on.
Helen: *scoff* They're such highlighter kids.

by lemondrop260 April 13, 2022

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

bart kid

a kid who posts sad bart simpson edits on his snapchat story after breaking up with his girlfriend of two days, wears champion hoodies and sweat pants and probably has a perm, always has airpods in and listens to xxxtentacles and juice world. he also tries to act cool by acting not wearing his mask and blaring juice in his airpods during class. probably a trump supporter.

sam: do you see that kid over there wearing the black champion hoodie with the hood up walking with 100 girls blasting x?

jeff: yeah

sam: he’s a bart kid

by lily_sky44 October 17, 2020

Scum Kid

An individual or group that is associated with one or all of the following activities: noise rock, veganism, doc martins, heroin, David Lynch, rock-a-billy, ear spacers, star tattoos, hemp products, horn rim glasses, free verse poetry, gender studies, Nihilism, French Existintialism, Lucky Strike's, Schlitz beer, Ancient Age whisky.

*All of these activites are indicator of a Scum Kid, but are not bad in and of themselves.

God it reeks of cheap whisky and body odor. Why are we at a party where everyone looks like a prepubecent boy, even the girls, and Wolf Eyes is the background music? This is total a Scum Kid festival! ROCK!

by belac82 July 23, 2009