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Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021
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Rent-A-Kid

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023
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Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.
These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!
by Rocoo October 16, 2018
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No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.
person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.
by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018
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Kid Zeal

A character from Chrono Cross. She is a clone of Schala.
I didn't understand Kid's storyline because Chrono Cross is really confusing.
by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005
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Jimmy kid

noun
Colloquial for retard(ed), but not necessarily a mentally retarded person. Comes from the name of a non-profit in Chalmette, Louisiana "Jimmy's Kids" that helps take care of special needs children.
My friend just bought obviously fake Saints tickets from that guy over there. What a Jimmy kid...
by Kosmicosis March 28, 2022
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YouTube Kids

A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example
A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better
by The goofy ahh dude May 12, 2022
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