Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.

"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two

by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013

Jonah

A short nigga with goofy teeth

Jonah is so fucking ugly

by fukinnibr September 26, 2019

Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion

That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!

by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016

Jonah

Huge dick sucker

Man that guys a real jonah

by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016

JONAS

A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.

All the shows on Disney Channel are horrible now, including JONAS.

by pianokid54 August 5, 2010

jonas

A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.

(Guy wipes out in the X-Games)

Judge: That fail ranked at about 22 jonases.

by B33R Train March 6, 2010

jonas

A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.

Person 1: Hey what happened in 1917 again ?
Person 2: IDK ask Jonas

by COG_BlackMamba June 18, 2018