Goji Moment

When you're watching a Godzilla movie and the most ridiculous sh!t had just transpire right in front of you're eyes.

What the f***? Did Godzilla just did a flying kick using his tail to support his f***ing body? Wtf? What the actual f***? What an absolute Goji Moment.

by Gamsung Salaxy May 19, 2020

kodak moment

In a word: priceless

A true kodak moment comes about once in a blue moon.

by Vrooney December 21, 2006

Martyr Moment

A moment of self denial, privation, or sacrifice that a person uses for sympathy and pity for years on end or to guilt people into doing what they want.

Ed knew that driving his girlfriend to the airport at 4am was just the martyr moment he needed to get more oral.

“Lilly, you can just jump down off that cross now. Staying three minutes after work is not a martyr moment worthy of asking for Friday night off.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Woman Moment

When you're a female and choke in a video game

Bunz had the biggest woman moment in Modern Warfare! She missed 3 725 shots on an AFK kid!

by LukeDaNoob April 19, 2021

blonde moment

A societal stereotype is that blondes are less intelgent than average, a blonde moment is an occurance of a blonde person doing or saying somthing stupid.

Buffy asked "where are my keys?" when they were in her hand, a total blonde moment.

by carlbear October 2, 2003

Nigga Moment

Perpetual Conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

A: this guy just stepped on my kicks I and I popped him across the face
B: sounds like a nigga moment

by Shut the fuck up!!!! October 23, 2011

Fuck Moment

That moment where you think oh I wanna fuck, oh fuck were gonna fuck, fuck we cant fuck and fuck i still wanna fuck all in the same moment.

Oh yea, last night we were hooking up in his car but he forgot jimmys so it was a total fuck moment.

by macquienzy May 1, 2011