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hood fairy

A girl from the hood that loves art, flowers, man jeans and big hoops.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.
Look there goes your local hood fairy walkin down da street with her golden hoops and big hips, golden toes and sparkly lips.
by hoodfairy May 14, 2018
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Calum Hood

Calum hood as a hot stud with tattoos. He is the shit. And plays bass like a god. Calum hood is not available he’s mine so back of betch
by <Ur mom> July 24, 2019
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Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.
by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016
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Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of amy ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but in a casual mode, Hood asses typically using skins and cosmetics that are ugly or otherwise visually displeasing.
“Yo look at that Hood ass, his 90’s are so bad.”
by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020
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Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.
Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!
by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014
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Hood-Fix

I had to hood-fix my bike today
by G-Z July 22, 2010
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hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
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