Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.

I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.

by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021

Florida fridge

An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.

Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.

by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022

Florida Gators

Florida Gators are the best SEC team out there.

Guess who always beats the Tennessee Vols? Flordia Gators always beat them.
Florida Gators best team in SEC

by Peter wabbit February 9, 2022

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

by secretlyapepe April 4, 2022

Florida Milk

Cum

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk

by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022