Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.

Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”

by Joshuathevoice November 15, 2022

I love you

Three words you will never hear

Boy; I love you

Girl; I-
Mom; WAKE UP YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!

by I got the urge November 13, 2020

Stop before I hurt you

When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.

White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid

by mmmmmkysmmmmmm February 6, 2019

the red means i love you

a song i absolutely love bc its amazing and deserves more credit for the work and skill and you should go listen to it. right now. shoo go listen to it now.

Person 1: "have you heard the red means i love you by madds buckley?"

Person 2: "yeah its my favourite song of all time"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021

I love you 1 Sextillion

you can never beat this!

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: I love you so much
Person 1: I love you most
Person 2: I love you mostestestestestestest
Person 1: Hmmmmmm, I love you 1 Billion
Person 2: I love you 1 trillion
Person 1: I love you 1 Quadrillion
Person 2: I love you 1 Qunitillon

Person 1: I love you 1 sextillion
Person 2: What comes after sextillion? You win.

by prb915FC January 6, 2021

I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

I know you got sol

Sometimes misunderstood as "I know you've got sol". Taking the lyrics of the Simply Red song you utter this phrase when toasting or after opening a bottle of Sol mexican beer, generally whilst drunk.

Toasting

1st Guy "I know you got..."
*raises opened bottle*
2nd Guy "...Sol!"
*clinks their open bottle with the raised bottle*

Opening

"I know you got Sol!"
*swigs from bottle*

by ConradtheBrave November 3, 2007