water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Trojan Horse

The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.

Dave:So I heard your babe only lets you finger her
Steve: Nah I totally trojan horsed that whore!

by Mattbobman June 20, 2011

HORSE FUCKER

see also madonna

madonna is a horse fucker

by g-nab December 8, 2003

horse pucky

Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.

Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.

by Pailin Palin January 14, 2009

horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Horse Worthy

Adj.

Describing anything that is cool/awesome/badass enough to ride a horse at anytime and it is always appropriate.

"Yea, Batman is pretty horse worthy."

by Tuatsu Otter October 3, 2009

Trailer Horse

A horse that you can use as a trailer. Also you can ride it on top of trailers. You can also substitute a bad word and put in trailer horse for it.

Trailers are so out, trailer horses are so in.

What the TRAILER HORSE.

by HOLY TRUCKER June 9, 2009