water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Trojan Horse

The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.

Dave:So I heard your babe only lets you finger her
Steve: Nah I totally trojan horsed that whore!

by Mattbobman June 20, 2011

HORSE FUCKER

see also madonna

madonna is a horse fucker

by g-nab December 8, 2003

horse pucky

Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.

Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.

by Pailin Palin January 14, 2009

horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.

After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.

by JaymesVickery October 11, 2013

flower horse

A sporting underdog who is just about to make you, the betting underdog, a tidy sum of money. Hopefully.

Based on the short story of the same name by Charles Bukowski.

Come on Paraguay, my sweet flower horse, I know you can beat Brazil. You got it in you! (kissing betting ticket)

by nuguns October 8, 2008