Hood slinky

When you jerk off a uncircumcised dick with a rope

Jessica gave me a hood slinky in the bathroom

by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022

Hood Elf

A wild elf race(ranger class) which is hood AF. Created by Chris Hamlin

Koh’ael the hood Elf

by HamSammich32 April 3, 2019

Hood Polygamist

A man that has multiple baby mommas.

How is a hood polygamist gonna preach to me about being responsible.

by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016

g-hood

Whole lotta gang shit in New city, New york.

Damn, did he see g-hood fight that guy yesterday.
Ya it was insane.

by Shitganglottya November 16, 2017

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.

My friend stated, you don't have hood history?

by Pashion5 June 24, 2021

Hood Hick

Someone who presumably lives in a suburb that is a hillbilly but, also participates in doing many illegal drug activities.

"Let's go to Dillionvale, Ohio! It's Hood Hick Centeral!"- Timmy before greatly regretting that decision.

by Gangly Boy May 24, 2017