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a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher
by GIMP366 July 27, 2007
Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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by fishythebishy December 09, 2009
The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
hello darkness my old frienddddd
by HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDD! May 20, 2021