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Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"
Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)
by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021
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drunk on halloween by wallows

drunk on halloween by wallows is a song braeden wrote because he's cornudo BUT also because he said "we have to give Mila a song", so drunk on halloween is FOR mila you know? written FOR mila and ONLY MILA
That's Mila's song! Must be Drunk on halloween by wallows
by milatearss November 1, 2020
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hollow deck

When someone is taking a shit,and another person comes by , opens the door, and walks away. Nothing is said.
Bill: Dude remember when we hollow decked that bitch up at school.
Tom: Oh fuck yeah, what a view.
by Matt.D. January 21, 2007
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habloweenie

When you get oral sex on halloween from someone in a costume.
I was going to a halloween party and I met this lady who gave me some habloweenie
by Joseph Philiposian November 28, 2007
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hallway ho

That girl dressed in extremely revealing clothing, usually stoned, who stands next to the water fountain whose willing to give a handjob for 20$.
Bob: Dude, I got a handjob from that hallway ho near room 34.
Ralph:Ha, I hit that bitch up yesterday.
by lolcatimus fowl January 27, 2010
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hollowed

Hey this guy talk so nonsense he is a such hollowed
by Hono December 13, 2014
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Halloran

Someone who is generally trash at 2k and madden
"Wow I just beat Halloran by 25"
by Long penis dick rider February 20, 2017
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