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Google Magic

The act of using Google to find answers to everyday problems or intricate problems such as homework.
Student A: "Did you find out the answer to question 6 on the homework"?
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."
by Sevrynheads October 21, 2011
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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 12, 2013
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Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009
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Google Mapstalked

When a person Google Maps searches another person's house. Much like facebook stalking, but you see where the person lives which is essentially much more creepy.
Person 1: Hey, do you need directions to Joe's place for the party?
Person 2: Nah, I already Google Mapstalked it. He lives in a development.
Person 1: That's not creepy at all.
by sadcamel October 14, 2010
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google-line

A poorly matched intersection of two or more photographs in the application Google Earth.
Whilst browsing Google Earth one person says to another: "Have you see how blue the water is in Barbados?"
The other person replies: "Yes it's lovely, but look 5cm north and it's brown because of that google-line right there"
by JJMM September 19, 2009
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Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around
Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.
by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015
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google redirector

A person who replies a post with phrases such as "just fucking google it", "why don't you google it", "you can find it in google" and all that shit.

Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
In a computer hardware forum....

Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
by chrno September 27, 2010
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