garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017

Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'

" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"

by peterkin1010 June 3, 2017

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

Snoop's Garden Special

Weed, Kush, Marijuana, etc.

Jason, Grace, and Mark met up every Thursday to smoke some Snoop's Garden Special.

by Meskobolts June 2, 2016

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

Olive Garden

Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.

Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".

Guy 1: Just got my first job at Olive Garden!
Guy 2: Nice!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2020