One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
A person who fucks his/her uncle andit is on"South Park Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" sung by Terrence and Phillip.
by Gonads Hahahahaha April 04, 2004
by cherls November 14, 2008
extraordinarily intoxicated by any means
by EviLCorey September 10, 2003
One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.
A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.
A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.
OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.
by Apples for the man January 14, 2009
An older man, usually in a position of power, that is exceeding cheap. Will often go out of his way to gain money from people under him.
I cleaned that apartment up like a Super 8 motel, and that goat fucker of a landlord that owns half the town screwed me out of my deposit.
by wolf lungs January 19, 2009
Imagine you're having missionary sex with a guy and he's not kissing you or paying any attention to you whatsoever. Rather, he's got his grunting face buried into a pillow while he uses you for a fuck bag.
by HillyD August 10, 2007