deal from the bottom of the deck

From Quora: At face value, it means to deal oneself the bottom the card(s) from a deck, which had been placed there as an advantage.

In the metaphorical sense, it means to cheat someone using guile, and dishonest methods.

UD should define the phrase deal from the bottom of the deck.

by Dealmein. August 18, 2017

straight from the apes ass

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)

Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018

Yeah from ifunny

A fuckin badass. Probably the coolest dude on the app. Has a huge shaft. Gets hella ePussy. All around just neat dude

-you guys know yeah from ifunny?

-yeah dude he’s cool

by NotYeahFromiFunny July 19, 2018

Scrubby from YT

A nice and kind person who enjoys making people laugh and wages war on all evil things

P1: Man, Scrubby from YT should open a P.O. box so we can ship him crap.

P2: Like supplies to end the musically war?
P1: Yes, we need it to end.

by Mushieus July 24, 2018

Freeze From Fortnite February

A month in which all must try to refrain themselves from playing the popular game Fortnite.

"Hey are you gonna participate in Freeze From Fortnite February?"

"No thanks, I really dont want to lose my virginity

by DepressedMangoes December 29, 2018

John from church

a guy named john from church

i am john from church

by john from church February 13, 2019

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019