Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

Free Flapping

when a girl doesn't wear underwear

She's free flapping, while Todd there is free balling.

by Gerger April 4, 2006

Free Beer

Free beer, free beer,
it's my favorite brand!
If I didn't have to buy it,
it's the best beer in the land!
WARM! FLAT! FUZZY!
It don't matter to me!
The best beer in this whole world,
is the one you buy for me!

It's a song. Sing it when you get free beer.

by Cloverdale 8 April 24, 2009

Free Speech

The double standard many human beings don't understand.

Person 1: "I have free speech, so shut up!"

Person 2: "Sounds like The Free Speech Maneuver... "

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

Celebrity Freebie

A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.

My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.

by Johna30305 August 2, 2011

free 99

When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99

I gots this for free 99.

by Nahkala February 1, 2007

Free Weezy

What white people say when they want to sound gangsta.

White Guy: Yo Lil Wayne is tha best rappa alive nigga Free Weezy!

Black guy: kill yourself.

by Roc18 April 28, 2010