winning

Losing your extremely high-profile, high-paying job, your wife, your children and your mind and being too prideful to get help with the drug addiction and anger issues that caused you to lose them.

"I'm not bi-polar; I'm bi-winning!" -- Charlie Sheen, about his current winning streak

by Zukashin March 26, 2011

Perfect Duo Win

A win in which both members score and assist each other's goals, resulting in a 2-0 win

"And with that perfect duo win they take the best of 3"

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ February 7, 2021

Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

by Romie_777 November 23, 2022

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 23, 2023

Bi-Winning

A word made up and used by Charlie Sheen during a famous interview on Good Morning America. It is now currently and most commonly used by crack-heads to describe their lives in a positive light. It has made its appearance on SNL as well as "tiger blood"

Interviewer: Some people consider you bi-polar, would you say the same?
Sheen: What... what does that even mean?
Interviewer: Two ends of the stick......?
Sheen: What?! What does that mean? IM BI-WINNING! All about the passion man... i make Frank Sinatra and Mick Jagger look like droopy eyed and armless children when i'm on drugs

by Kaylinmarie March 22, 2011