Republican flu

COVID 19 specifically as experienced by those who advocate against masks and vaccines.

Bill refused to wear a mask, then died from the Republican flu.

by Silas Hawthorn September 9, 2021

flu

A fly that isnt flying or is dead.

Oh dude a fly just landed on me!

Nah bro that's a flu.

by the mustard bottle November 3, 2021

Flu Shot

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.

Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.

by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021

Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

deja-flu

When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).

"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"

by Diogenetics January 1, 2022

New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu…

by Buteo Pollo January 11, 2022

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.

Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!

by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022