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Braddy the flower

Braddy is a cute and good flower

He loves make friend

He want being the friend of everyone

And he here for his friend

He like say "Braddy is your best friend !"
Oh that my best friend braddy the flower

I'm not flowey but braddy the flower!
by Peregfghhhhj January 3, 2020
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GIVE HIM HIS FLOWERS

"Did you see how phenomenal that Legend was? I'm just trying to give him his flowers. Damn his performance got my juices flowing."
by xPaRqUeT May 28, 2025
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flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @
Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!
by Idontevenknow520025 September 25, 2017
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racist snow flower

a term used to refer to the milk colored people
person 1: get out of my sight you racist snow flower
person 2: -cries-
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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flower phone case

A flower case is one of those "aesthetic" cases all the indie girls have.
flower phone cases are "so in"
by cake lover 180 November 10, 2020
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Flower child

1. A nickname for a hippy
2. A child born out of wedlock
3. A soft, down to earth, Sensitive, kind, and Love nature A lot person
1. "He had his flower child days, he was so funny."
2. "All we know is that my cousin is having her a flower child."
3. "She was cool with him breaking her heart. She was a flower child."
by 459395 April 25, 2023
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Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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