flex master

mastering the ability to chop

Cot damn! You're quite the flex master!

by ¥az August 26, 2003

fleki

mysterious entity, somewhat a lightbulb, somewhat a ghost... no one quite knows. Often mistaken for a telephone, he is used to call up people in africa on a daily basis... he has aids.

lives in bury can be found by running naked in some woods and he will appear especially if it is a man

by sam fletcher February 1, 2005

flemi

a whore or girl with excessive mucus

dude, you seen the new flemi?

yeah! i'd tap that

by JeniferAshlyn August 1, 2008

fleischman

dickhead

Wow, that guy is such a fleischman

by hoooooka October 18, 2015

Weird flex but okay

Used as a response to someone who is lowkey flexing about something but at the same time doesn’t really want to make it look too obvious about it.

Guy 1 : Dude, the other day at the gym I found that I could lift way more than the average person could which makes me pretty fucking strong to be honest. But at the same time, not as much as world class lifters though. So, no big deal, just saying you know.

Guy 2 : Weird flex but okay.

by Olly Oliver December 29, 2018

Flexing

Flexing is the cool way of saying, "I'm a chronic masturbator!"

Guy 1: "Dude, check out my arms while I am flexing!"
Guy 2: "Hahaha, yeah, I do that in my spare time too dude!"

by NathanNeurotic June 18, 2008

Flex

Verb: "The intention of having sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, purely for pleasure and with no post-sex intention for a relationship"

Dude(1): That chicks pretty dyno!
Dude(2): Yeah man id definitely flex her

by shaggs11 June 18, 2009