piss flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s piss flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s piss flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their piss flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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meat flaps

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.
Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.
by Germbee October 04, 2005
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Camel flap

Travis lavetrie
travis has a new nick name....Camel flap
by a concerned citizen November 16, 2003
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mud flaps

something fags call thier balls
a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.
by James Lowe February 12, 2005
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Batty flap

The flap that surrounds the female genitals,also used as an insult to a minor orlesser being
I corressed my female friends batty flap, thy friend of mine
by Chris Burgess November 15, 2004
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flippity flap

When your dick has multiple spasms and goes out of control just like when you finish up giving your boyfriend the biggest blow job ever.
Steven: I loved that blowjob but now my penizzle is flippity flapping.
Joe: You know how we do nigga slice.
by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003
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mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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